December 2011
13 posts
"Everything I do is premeditated"
Dec 24th
Dec 18th
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
Sometimes when I have to pee, I shiver.
-Martha. 
Dec 14th
"I was smokin before the surgeon general was a...
Dec 13th
1 note
http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/W3aTjuE6yHgSmerw
Dec 13th
"remember when i walked in and the pee was...
-X is there an appropriate emoji for this?
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
Youuuuuuu are a sigma and i could fuck you forever
Dec 11th
Hmm
Adele: i just was trying to say Sent at 4:29 PM on Tuesday Adele: every time that i would drift off as in to sleep and i said “every time that i would jerk off”
Dec 6th
I hate my ex boyfriend
Hes driving me to eat fake nutella out of the goddamn jar. Im mourning fuck you forever
Dec 4th
Hey perls.....put on some....curls
Dec 3rd