February 2012
1 post
Should we be men or sluts for halloween?
January 2012
1 post
Guess who
“lets go back to school
not for school
but for fun
and boys
lets sit in a room full of boys watching youtube vids and kissing”
December 2011
13 posts
"Everything I do is premeditated"
Sometimes when I have to pee, I shiver.
-Martha.
"I was smokin before the surgeon general was a...
http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/W3aTjuE6yHgSmerw
"remember when i walked in and the pee was...
-X
is there an appropriate emoji for this?
Youuuuuuu are a sigma and i could fuck you forever
Hmm
Adele: i just was trying to say
Sent at 4:29 PM on Tuesday
Adele: every time that i would drift off
as in to sleep
and i said “every time that i would jerk off”
I hate my ex boyfriend
Hes driving me to eat fake nutella out of the goddamn jar. Im mourning
fuck you forever
Hey perls.....put on some....curls
November 2011
10 posts
Hey how are ya?
Bad HAHA
….
Sick HAHA
"Well you shouldn't, because I'm the shit"
Bets on how many scoob make-outs will happen...
Ceque-yyyyyyy can i?
Christine: hahahahaha WE GOT 80S!!!! WE DIDNT...
intro to psych grade mixups :o
"Have you ever gotten a blow job before"
Freshman boys are virgins
"Oh dark mother once again I suckle at your smokey...
-Gunther
Women's Wednesday Night Ruit
1. Pretend Latex Allergies :))))))))
October 2011
9 posts
Brb giving blowjobs at the circulation desk
Being pervy in the lib
"Life is what you make it"
Can someone help us pay for all the sigma...
financial woes
trendy azns, cant resist
"you and me together have a B blow job average!!"
GPAs
THIS. IS. WHATS. HILARIOUS.
50 8 balls?
or 58 balls?
puppies cocaine
(617):
Feels like puppy cocaine. Come home
not all guys are into boobs and butts.
some guys are into faces…. and personalities
September 2011
8 posts
more emails from mom
if you don’t milk the cow, what happens to all that milk???
Farts and boners mixer
Why were they all in their underwear? CLyyydeeeeeeeee
"I need to update my hu list...
im pushing 80” -she who shall not be named
Fall 2011 Ratio: 5:1 FUck yea
Skunk that lives at Main Moon
watch out, just had some froyo at Utica St., may be back for more
"Give me a fucking guitar!"
-Adele to the Knocks
Beta Beach #Encores
Wuat?
guyysss but it was so squishy!!!!!!
its deBETAble
Tits out for the boys
said Tits out for the boys
August 2011
2 posts
anddd we’re back on the daily vitamin
Colgate Apples to Apples
Martha’s biracial nugget little brother
Colgate Campus Life Survey
Merola’s Car Alarm
“No, Madeye!”
Yellow
Big sex
Deliciouse a pizze
Overwhelmingly obvious coke addiction
The Suspanics
WRCU’s big window
Buttne
July 2011
1 post
B.Y.O.B.
Bring Your Own Bananas
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
18 posts
“not even gonna ask about your jumpsuit, you always wake up/find yourself in...”
guys………. lets hang out
#longoverdue ~ name that doy
“aint nothin weird about snuggling, come on, ill even take my socks off for you”
good evening, professor skull
~welcome~